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"LOOK AT THE CAT"

- me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via ruinedchildhood)

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

(via officialgoogle)

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via officialgoogle)

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buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

(via officialgoogle)

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The Sims 4: Welcome to Willow Creek

(via officialgoogle)

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via officialgoogle)

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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

(via ruinedchildhood)

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kawena-ula:

I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.

(via officialgoogle)

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calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(via ruinedchildhood)

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