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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

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notyourstandardops:

My high school experience in two gifs.

My entire school career in two gifs…

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gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

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from-mars-to-mercury:

I can’t tell if my obsession with music is extremely unhealthy or if it’s the only thing that’s keeping me going. 

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haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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Sia is one of us..

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buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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sniffing:

complaining is one of the few things im good at

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dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

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